it's 11:40 and I'm not in bed, this is a problem.
Also, the collar of my shirt smells like baby vomit and I find it oddly comforting.
I just wanted to let you know I have a giveaway coming up (I KNOW! SINCE WHEN DO I DO GIVEAWAYS?), in fact so do several of my friends because we're all giving away the same thing. If you want to win a tasty date with your hubby, or baby daddy, or casual lover, or your mom maybe, then stay tuned.
I feel like Oprah, except on a much, much, much smaller scale of course.