And so, my flock hath migrated southward.
I wish I could say it was to a tropical island, but the siren song of Happy Valley was too much for us to resist and so we find ourselves somewhere in the vicinity, tucked into a much neglected red brick rambler (is it a rambler still even if it does have a basement) with no baseboards or trim (they had to go), but freshly refinished hardwood floors, a couple new walls, some paint, and an entire summer's worth of honey-do projects ahead. Seriously, we're going to be busy. He with the stuff involving tools and whatever else, me figuring out what to do with this:
No, it's not the South 40...
it's my garden plot.
Good thing my master gardner Granny lives next door, except she's 87 and I'm not so sure I can convince her to weed the whole thing on a regular basis for me. Though she did do my front flower beds, GRANNY SLAVE LABOR AT IT'S FINEST! She would murder me for calling her Granny. And then say something really inappropriate because that's what 87 year olds do. They can't hear, then get angry, yell at small children, and then say weird things. Old people are so crazy. When I'm 87, if I'm still coherent, I won't feel bad anymore for demonstrating any sort of verbal awkwardness because it's my g-dang right at that stage in life. Am I right or am I right here? I'm right. Senility does have a bright side.
Anyways, most of our crap is moved now. A few loose things hither and thither but all of the essentials are in place. Internet: check. Cable: check. Bed: check. Clean underwears: check. Sweatpants: check. Kitchen with food: check. I'm good to go.
People even came over today, I entertained in my luxuriously large kitchen (DOUBLE OVEN!), if you can call stirring together a pitcher of grapefruit Crystal Light while everyone else brings the food entertaining.
I hate moving. But then you get in, get settled, get stuff on the walls and suddenly you're home.
I like that part.
Now, if you'd like to volunteer some plant donations, or to reserve some time to come weed, just let me know and I'll pencil you in. Heck, maybe I'll even be generous and pay you with a zucchini or two if I manage not to kill whatever we plop in there, because if I've said it once, I'll say it again, I'm a giver.

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I want to see more pics! I'm already drooling over your double oven--LUCKY! I don't do slave labor but I do do Crystal Light. :)
Dude. I'm 37. It's my turn for a double oven.
Man, that's one heck of a garden plot! You're gonna need a whole slew of granny slave laborers to get anything but weeds there. Congrats on the move and the double oven, though! Woot!
Congratulations!!! Good luck with the green thumb....
You're like a real, grown woman now! A garden?!!! Amazing...Can't wait to see your new house.
I'll weed for you! I'm so jealous of the garden! Enjoy the space!
All you need is one of these and weeding will be a thing of the past.
http://www.amazon.com/Midwest-Rake-42100-Garden-Loop/dp/B000DILOUE
ummmm.... I am soooooooo jealous of your double oven.
But thankfully I can look past my appliance lust and be truly happy for you.
I know you turned the comments off for that new post, but people are dumb if they can't handle the word penis. PENIS PENIS PENIS. That's what it is, and yes, men should wash their hands. If someone had a beef with what you said, that person should become a grown-up.
What the crap! I didn't even make it to your blog fast enough to see what all the hubub was about. PENIS! WEINERS! whatever.
Even though I'm not a granny yet, can it still be acceptable for me to spew inapproriateness from my mouth if I'm older than you?
Sounds like you're living in the lap of luxury! :)
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