child labor at it's finest
yes that vacuum really works
like I'd buy a toy vacuum...
Here's a fact:
I rarely edit the pictures I take. Mostly because I don't have photoshop, I DON'T HAVE PHOTOSHOP (mayhaps you have a copy you'd like to lend me for download purposes hmmm??), but mostly because that would require a lot of effort on my behalf and I just don't care that much.
Here's another fact:
I've let my kid watch waaay too much t.v. these past few months. Currently on the que-Berenstien Bears. I love the Berenstien Bears, bears in clothes who live in a big tree and drive cars will always be awesome to me. And don't worry, no more Lazytown, like ever.
Your Baby Can Read! commercials wig me out. The one little girl who's like 3 reading "Charlotte's Web", it's unnatural I tell you, UNNATURAL! Though my mom tells me I started reading at 3 so maybe I'm a genius too and that changes everything now doesn't it...
Shawn White. I love you. And I love the Olympicos. And I love the team U.S.A. snowboard outfits by Burton. Are they jeans? NO, THEY'RE SNOWBOARD PANTS THAT LOOK LIKE JEANS!
Do you want to buy a jeep with a brand new engine (finally!)? Lucky you, I have one for sale.
Is nice. Very manly, roof rack, lifted! You like. Please buy.
Less than a month to warm San Diego weather. I'm going to make a paper chain. If you'd like to donate to my trip funds than please, send me an email, tax write-off!!
I miss you, do you miss me too? When can we hang out? Will you make me food (WHITNEY)?
THE END
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Gwen has that vacuum. Love that it actually works. Shawn White scares me. Maybe because he reminds me of Carrot Top. Creepy. I miss you.
wish i could come see you in SD but ill be 37 weeks and im going down the next week with my family for a trip. Have fun with KK!
I'll hang anytime.
I have some saltines for you, set aside all special like.
McKelle
The difference between Sean White and Carrot Top are vast and extensive, I will list a few for demonstrative purposes...
a. weird muscles (Carrot Top)
b. extensive plastic surgery( CT)
c. millions of dollars (Shawn White)
d. actual mind blowing talent (Shawn White)
e. awesomeness (Shawn White)
f. not being a retard (Shawn White)
I know it is not pc to say "retard" and I apologize to those who are offended. But I'm pretty sure Carrot Top really is so I'm using the term correctly.
Clisty, yes. Always. We live close too. Stupid us.
Sue, I can bring a can of soup to match the saltines, we'll be a match made in heaven, again.
Robo, sad to miss you in your preg-a-nent glory. But focus on birthing, most important part. And remember, NO DRAGN or DREGEN or whatever...
THEY AREN'T JEANS?!?! Boy, Burton pulled a fast one on me!
Speaking of fast, your boy Shawn White = epidome of awesomeness
Dear Kal Dawg,
I would love to make you food. And I would love for your child to come explore the Ingram boy's toys. And I would love to show you the purple Le Creuset my husband gave me for my birthday, Valentines and my anniversary. Yes all three holidays. Those babies aren't cheap.
But there is a snag. I have no couches. I haven't bought couches for my new house yet. And I am holding out until I can buy red ones. Yes, red. The redder, the better. So if you come over, you have to either sit at the kitchen table, which is quite great if I do say so myself, or sit on the floor. But I promise I vacuum often. Van likes to make messes. Oh! And when you come over, I am going to tell you all about how I paid $8 for my new vacuum.
We shall talk. I am thinking chicken wraps with roasted red pepper relish and pesto. No? Maybe some Thai curry soup???
---WLI
p.s. Slight problem with Shawn White. He looks like Carrot Top.
I think Shaun White looks like CT too.
Also, I miss you, friend.
Kalli, what can I bring you? If you can wait until tomorrow I could easily bring you homemade rolls and freezer jam. ;) And is it okay if I hide in your suitcase so I can hang in San Diego too? You won't mind, will you?
I don't have Photoshop either and muddle my way through Gimp instead (free program but not that user friendly). I'd love to Photoshop that working mini vacuum into the hands of my two older girls--in real life.
All I want to know is this... is it too soon to start planning another Kalli gets her nature on for this summer?? I'm desperate for some outdoorsiness
Jeans??? I had no idea. Needless to say Sean White is a champ..
You know where I live...we can let our kids soak up more toon watching while we eat anything we can find in my house...fruit loops?
no photoshop = get picasa. free from google, works like a charm. easy peasy to use.
That pic of the nub is so freaking cute! I miss him, and yes, I miss you.
san diego!!!
and i don't have carpet, so nublet won't have to work as hard. =)
My kids watch way too much TV. But they're fine. I have a family member who doesn't even own a TV (are you freaking kidding me?), and her kids are messed.up!
See. Proof. TV makes your kids normal.
The end.
paper chains are right up my alley. my paper chain currently has 34 loops left on it. why yes, baby is 34 days away. but who is counting, right?
All I gotta say is, I googled Shaun White (because I don't know who you are talking about - so sue me) and one of the first links was "Shaun White Hair Secrets Revealed!"
*snicker*
Actually he reminds me of a guy I went to high school with, and one of Matt's girl cousins (what?).
I'm sure he is still awesome.
Is it weird to say that Shawn White is kinda hot?
And Carrot Top is in fact retarded.
I was thrilled to finally meet you today! You are so delightful and we have WAY TOO MANY connections for us not to be friends!
"It's our density..." (name that movie)
You're going to San Diego in a month? What about our plans of going together after Archer #2 so that I don't become the new side show act on the boardwalk with my waddle? You just ruined my life.
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