I am going on a date
with my shorter half
to see this flick
I am pee my pants excited.
Not for the weird faces Drew Barrymore makes. She is a weird face maker, remember Charlie's Angels? Weird Drew Barrymore faces, very distracting. Also distracting, Demi's uncommonly preserved goods. Practically bionic if you ask me.
I digress.
Oh my frakking mother hen, in an alternative universe I could be the most bad A** roller derby mama on the planet.
Am I right or am I right?
I'm right.
They should have asked me to be in this movie. I'm just saying. It would have been that much better.
And that is truth right there.
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This was my childhood dream. No joke. When you grow up on a farm in the middle of nowhere, you actually think that there's such a thing as a rollerskating olympics. Gotta be honest, I was pretty damn good on my rainbow bright skates. Can't wait to see this.
I would totally be on a derby team with you. And it would be very easy to convince Julie to join as well. I'll start working on some outfits....do you like sequins?
Word! Can't wait for the review.
One of my bff's sil is a roller derby queen. Hades Lady. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Lately I have a massive girl crush on the Barrymore. Weird faces and all. So there.
What a cute blog! Your shining personality shows in every post! I love it! Can't wait to hear your review on the movie! I can't wait to see it...I love Drew Barrymore!
I can totally see you as a derby chick.
You're not the only one pumped about that movie.
And, you would be a rockin derby woman.
It's kind of like she has a little paralysis in her mouth.
I don't get Roller Derby not one bit but from what I've seen, you would have been the champion had you chosen that route in life.
Well, from past experience....(basketball & defense should ring a bell) YES you would be a bad a** roller chick! Imagine the damage the both of us would create. Time to go get a pair of skates.
Why have I not seen this preview??? Oh wait - I know. It's because I live in WY and just watched Angels & Demons 2 weeks ago at the good 'ol Lovell theater. Maybe I'll get to watch it in 6 months??? lol You'll have to let me know if you liked it- looks hilarious.
You'd be tough on some roller skates. But I would still kick your ass. Just sayin....
Maybe we can find out some day?
Oh you would dominate the roller derby ring...that is a fact. I always thought it would be fun to knock some crazy girls on their butts. :)
The weird Barrymore faces date clear back to ET...I'm pretty sure her voice sounds the same too... I'm also pretty sure I got in trouble for calling my brother "penis breath" after that movie.
gotta know if the movie was good or disappointing...let me know please!
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