Thursday, May 21, 2009

it is your birthday

There are few things better in this life than a piece of hot toast with peanut butter and honey and a bowl of crispity crunchity grapes. If a grape has even the slightest bit of give I will not eat it, I WILL NOT! Crunchy grapes are where it's at. This morning I am enjoying both the toast with pb&h and crunchy grapes, grapes I bought at my new favorite Wal-Mart (yes I said WAl-MART) for only .87 cents a pound, bargain! But Kalli, you say in shock, aren't you a sworn enemy of the Wal-Marts and loyal only to Target, the motherland? To this I answer yes and no. I am a loyalist of the Motherland, always will be. Except I am on a financial fast and that means I'm not allowed to step foot inside that place unless I have a specific directive like "buy Target brand onesies for your son who weighs as much as a baby elephant and has outgrown everything in his wardrobe". That I can do. Everything else is a no go. I can't even get a whiff of that place without my knees buckling in anticipation of the clothing isle. Did you see the new summer dresses in jersey knit? They're so long, so boho, so lovely. Except I remember that I already have two from last summer's great gestation of '08 which are new to me since I get to wear them sans giant belly this time.

See, when God closes an automatic Target door, he opens a window to my closet that is already full. And there is your deep thought for the day. Carry on.

Thursdays are good days. I like Thursdays. During the winter Thursday means good shows are on the telly. Year round it means that the next day is Friday and then it's the weekend, all good things in my book. The Nub was born on a Wednesday which means he turns 1 on a Thursday this year. Craaaazy! Today it means my shorter half is having a birthday, I am attempting my mother-in-law's Czech (or something or the other) recipe for goulash, and we will be having dessert and special times together. I love special times, don't you?

so happy birthday plobster
you only turn 33 on a Thursday once
mwah!


11 notes:

kkrich said...

i love goulosh, i love the hubs, i love that its hubs bday! happy birthday hubs!

and good job avoiding evil target, kalliko. thumbs up.

b. said...

You crack me up!
Happy Birthday Hubs.

Enjoy your goulash. I love it. My family LOOVES it, it's great mommy night when I make it.

Teri said...

Enjoy your special times! I need me some special times.

Welcome to Wally World...the happiest place on Earth...just don't look the crazies directly in the eyes.

Elise and Danny Neilsen said...

Happy Birthday to the Hub!!! Hope your family enjoys the time together!

rookie cookie said...

Here is the latest thing you need to put in vinyl lettering on a ceramic tile and then the tile onto an easel:

"When God closes an automatic Target door, he opens a window to my closet that is already full."

That is pure poetry and inspiration.

natalie said...

Many happy returns to The Hubs!

I have to say that I really like Thursdays, too. Always have.

My theory about The Motherland is they pump crack in through the vents. Target addictions are really not our fault. :)

You should seriously make that automatic door quote into vinyl and make a fortune. I would buy one!

Jamie said...

Yeah for MEAT on being 33!!! I love him and am so glad that you found him. He is purrrrrffffect as well!! Love to you all on this happy Thursday and Happy Birthday to Paul!

jolyn said...

It's just that Target is so quiet and Wally is...not. And Target is cleaner, the isles seem wider... oh, sorry, this is probably making it harder for you to resist.

I also endure the evil's of Wal-Mart for financial sake. Make sure to take a list with you and plow through it.

Happy birthday to hubs!

La Yen said...

I really want that quote on a tile.

Also, happy birthday Hubs!

Emily Anne said...

oh, you make me laugh, girl. Target is a dangerous place, indeed (along with IKEA and TJ Maxx and The Container Store, and, and, and :)

Shar said...

Happy B-Day to your Hubs!