We had to turn on the air conditioning last night. Thanks to the great gestation of '08, last summer's AC bill was so financially scarring that I've been hell bent on waiting until June to flip that magical switch. Except last night the townhouse transformed into a sweaty inferno of unpleasantness and I couldn't even sit on the couch without getting behind the knee perspiration and that's just wrong.
SO
on it went
and we slept like the dead.
Hello summer. I've been waiting for you.
My boyfriend Bobby Flay is on the telly. Bobby is the majority reason why I miss my direcTV, Bobby and his throwdowns and iron chef showdowns (yuk yuk yuk). I've only seen him lose once, ONCE! Iron chef Flay, I salute you. And I don't care if you don't like him. He's my boyfriend, not yours. So bite it.
I've got a kitchen to clean, laundry to fold and some plants to pot. I only got one tomato plant this summer. I just can't handle another tomato-tastrophe like the last two years so one plant is gonna have to cut it for us. I've also got an egg carton full of herbs that I need to transfer. I swear, the domesticity is pouring out of my EARS. One place I really need to hit up is the Provo Farmer's Market. Have you gone, is it great, should I go, meet me there?
The hublet's birfday is on Thursday. That means cake. And I like cake. Also, it is the season 5 premier of SYTYCD, and how. Except I still hate Mary Murphy. Okay I don't hate her truly and deeply. I don't hate anyone, unless your thighs don't touch. Then for reals, I hate you. And actually, commenting on her wardrobe choices is a real highlight for me. So Mary, welcome back. I'm not sure how you can top your pirate hooker ensemble from last year, but by golly I bet you'll try.
Seacrest out.
SO
on it went
and we slept like the dead.
Hello summer. I've been waiting for you.
My boyfriend Bobby Flay is on the telly. Bobby is the majority reason why I miss my direcTV, Bobby and his throwdowns and iron chef showdowns (yuk yuk yuk). I've only seen him lose once, ONCE! Iron chef Flay, I salute you. And I don't care if you don't like him. He's my boyfriend, not yours. So bite it.
I've got a kitchen to clean, laundry to fold and some plants to pot. I only got one tomato plant this summer. I just can't handle another tomato-tastrophe like the last two years so one plant is gonna have to cut it for us. I've also got an egg carton full of herbs that I need to transfer. I swear, the domesticity is pouring out of my EARS. One place I really need to hit up is the Provo Farmer's Market. Have you gone, is it great, should I go, meet me there?
The hublet's birfday is on Thursday. That means cake. And I like cake. Also, it is the season 5 premier of SYTYCD, and how. Except I still hate Mary Murphy. Okay I don't hate her truly and deeply. I don't hate anyone, unless your thighs don't touch. Then for reals, I hate you. And actually, commenting on her wardrobe choices is a real highlight for me. So Mary, welcome back. I'm not sure how you can top your pirate hooker ensemble from last year, but by golly I bet you'll try.
Seacrest out.
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i love bobby flay too. i will miss food network and travel channel the most when we know longer have free cable. can't wait for sytycd! and I'll totally meet you at provo's farmers market sometime this summer.
I agree with all of the above. I also love Bobby Flay. I buy his cookbooks for Paul in hopes that someday he will cook like the Flayster... I'll let you know if it happens. And, I also hate people whose thighs don't touch. And I really hate it when they wear skinny jeans and big shoes to show off their toothpick thighs. And I support all farmers markets, except the one in Delta...which consists of one farmer and the back of his truck. Creepy? Yes.
Life without AC...I can't imagine! :)
Confession- slight crush on Bobby (we are on a first name basis. He calls me Whit).
Haven't been to the Provo Farmer's Market, but I want to. Probably will go on Saturday. Look for me. I will be the one with the loud baby and the Dodger hat-wearing 4 year old asking for everything he sees.
Oh this post gave me happy thoughts...I desperately want to try all of the food on those crazy food shows...I want you to lend me your boyfriend for a day so he can cook for me. I am so excited for sytycd! I have to say that Mary Murphy is sooooo much better than Paula Abdul...that is a lady I hate like you hate non-touching thigh peeps.
Honestly, if I could have that magic thing that TVs used to have to regulate the sound when the commercials came on, I fully expect it would react to Mary. She drives me up a tree.
But it doesn't stop me watching SYTYCD.
CAN'T WAIT!
SYCYCD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last year, due to colicky-ness, I watched every single episode from beginning to end...
Hate Mary, Love love love Tyce and Mia! Can't wait!
SYTYCD...typo!
Oh girl, I wish we just barely turned our AC on. Our first bill is going to be off the hizzle.
But it is SO much better sleeping when it's cold!
Ahhaha, I know exactly which Mary Murphy outfit you're talking about. I LOVE SYTYCD and I have to say it with the same English accent the host uses.
My Ac has been on for about 2 weeks! I am a sweaty girl and don't like to sleep when it's hot!
Me love some Bobby Flay too! He is AMAZING!!
LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE MARY WITH HER CRAZY DRESS BARN ENSEMBLES AND LOVE BOBBY, but I hate Bobby Flay's fingers, they look gross like little sausages. YUCK!
yay for Bobby Flay. My hubby really likes his throwdowns.. and I can't help but like them too. he seems like a really good chef! Happy Birthday to your hub!
i love bobby flay AND kalliko. your blog just makes me happy.
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