today has been crap. and it's probably/very likely/okay i admit it/ all my fault. life is defeating me today so in an effort to fight back here it is:
to my nub: i'm sorry for putting a pillow over my head as you screamed in your swing while refusing to give into the dark side and take a freakin' nap. sometimes i feel bad that you got me as a mother. beause you are pretty much perfect (other than the whole nap strike thing) and i pretty much suck. on the flipside, thanks for taking a nap in your car seat when we got back from costco. that was nice. even though i'm paranoid and checked on you every 5 minutes.
to my spouse: i'm sorry for not laughing at your jokes on the phone this afternoon. i was in a bad mood. i'm feeling overwhelmed and inadequate and i'm sorry that this seems to be a recurring theme lately. i'm in the middle of throwing myself a pity party. this does not mean i love you any less. it just means that i need chocolate and a cherry coke. stat. and maybe another vacation to hawaii. yup, that'll do donkey.
to my house: you are covered in dust and have dirty dishes in the sink. my life would be a lot friggin' easier if you'd get this figured out and take care of it yourself.
to my car: thank you for not smelling like gas anymore. i really hope that this was the last time for a long time that i have to take you back to the car doctor. it is nice to have you back even though driving around connie's mercury made me a babe magnet for the over 70 male crowd and who doesn't love that?
to weightwatchers: i'm hungry. why can't i have a jcw's burger and still lose 2 lbs at my weigh in tomorrow? this is dumb.
to myself: tomorrow will be better so get over yourself. and that chocolate chip cookie you ate at lunch was totally worth it.
the end.
Monday, January 26, 2009
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Hahahaha! It's not just what you say, but how you say it that makes it so funny and easily identifiable to others. Thanks!
Oh Kalli - How I love you. I know you're having a not so awesome day, but I couldn't help smiling as I read this.
I'm sorry your day's been crap.
Nub'll get over it.
So will the hub.
Have half a burger and tell ww to suck it.
Dust bunnies and dishes and smudges will wait but the baby won't (or however that stupid poem goes)
but seriously, when your house figures it out? have it talk to my house...mmmkay?
(this is my attempt at making you feel better....love ya!)
Hey, Kalli Ko?
The nub couldn't have a cooler mom than you, and I mean that 100%. I wish we were real-life friends.
Also, tell WW to suck it.
@b. - HA. Something about rocking babies that don't keep. That was awesome.
3rd and final comment, I like that b. and I both advised Weight Watchers to suck it. I swear I didn't read hers first. We should all be real-life friends.
Hahahaha! I was laughing so hard! Sorry you had such a crappy day. But it is nice to know I'm not the only one who has these days. I hear ya on the house. When yours starts figuring it out, please send the good vibes my way!
Hey, I think if you actually went to 2:30 church after a day full of no-napping... you are the best mom in the world! It was good to see you yesterday. I was starting to wonder if I'd ever see the real you again... not just cyber you.
Kalli I am so sorry you are having such a hard time. I enjoyed seeing you at lunch today. Just enjoy the little things. I love you.
P.S. just eat the burger what are they going to do kick you out???
burger and a cookie, no food the rest of the day. that's just how i roll.
(i had a burger for dinner and now i feel full-on disgusting. don't do it, it's not worth it.)
guess what: i love you!
I am totally having the same sort of day. Thanks for blogging about it for me. Oh, and good for you, diets suck, so you deserve a cookie. I have never lasted more than 3 days on one.
Fig...when we're right, we're right!
I've had the pleasure of lunching AND dining with the as-funny-and-cool-in-real-life-as-she-is-on-the internets Kalli. But I'm certain if and when you come to zion, we WILL be real-life friends!
(you can't help but love the nub's mom! I'm serious!)
Sorry about your day. You wouldn't be normal if you didn't feel defeated every now and then.
I told Nate that if I had to pick up Brett's toys one more time today, that I was going to fill up the bathtub and drown in it.
oh yah, try taking a 7 year old going on 21 to the dentist to get a tooth pulled at 9:00am. And STILL having to deal with the 9 month old who doesn't want to nap! And my hub surely doesn't think I even have a scence of humor at all anymore. I swear... it's a chore to fake a laugh any more! :)
On the flip side...
Did you teach Brett the "rowing down the river" dance? :) That was awesome. I love DVR so we could post it. AND... I found this awesome diet that I can't wait to start as soon as I ween my babe. Let me know if you wanna know about it.
Sorry your day was crap. Welcome to motherhood. Buckle up sister, it's a long, bumpy, nausea inducing ride.
In happier news, are we still on for our random stranger's date at WW tomorrow? I've recently learned that we are even more related than we initially thought. My niece is married to Kristi Swensen's (her maiden name) brother Kurt. See... we're pretty much meant to be, no?
Ahh..mommy days. I'm sorry. and I even meant to call you all day and then it was 10:30 at night all of the sudden. I do love you rants though. They make us all smile as we wish we could put it so well on the days that we have those days. Life will get better, naps may not, but... I think you deserve a burger. I will be happy to share one with you and maybe a shake too...okay so I'm not a very good friend to tempt you. Anywhoo...love ya. Call me.
I've just gained 5 lbs at the mention of JCW's. I want my Hot Ham and Cheese, onion rings, and fry sauce! Let's go when we both hit our goal!!!!
Saw you from MMB today...loved your post. You must be in the AF area. I used to eat at JCW's years ago when we lived there. I recently visited over Christmas and got to eat at the new one in Lehi. Uh...yum. And no, it's not fair that we can't eat those and lose weight!
Kalli!!! You are having issues because it's winter! promise. I HATE winter. It makes me crazy. You need to get out and play with me!...and I have no advice on the naps...one word...SAWYER! I remember your pain. love ya. lets play
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