today will be spent in sweat pants
a cold/allergies/whoknowswhat has taken over my immune system
i plan on getting very intimate with daytime television
maybe watching a few movies
maybe sneak a shower in
a very productive day indeed...
i realize now that i have a flair for the dramatic. maybe 2 years of living with a spouse who, when sick, is the sickest anyone has ever been in the history of sickness-is starting to rub off on me. really i'm quite alright. just a little phlegm, some sneezing, some congestion (say that in the antonio banderas accent from the nasonex commercial).
what i'm more pissed about are the toothpaste stains (i got a little out of control with my new sonicare toothbrush) on my new pink t-shirt, what the deuce man? pretty sure they're there for good since i already washed it, but if anyone has any good ways of removing the stupid spots let me know.