Monday, December 17, 2007

things I don't understand

Fidel Castro
how is he not dead yet?
he's like Tupac, but not

the plexiglass heel
a not so successful merge of strippers and suburbia

Hot Topic
stupidest store on the planet

Creepy Burger King Dude
why?

October Road
why is this show on??
better yet,
why am I watching it?
(I blame Hub for going on a man-date with his boyfriend Jesse, it gets ugly when I'm left to my own devices)
Sticker Effigies
I once saw a Nascar themed one, no joke

and in closing:
those who clog up the aisles at Target
why can we not have order at this holy place?

Half A. Christmas Light Displays
seriously people, it's not that hard to string it in a
straight line
also:
blinky lights are not cool
they cause seizures, I swear

The Jazz Bear
I keep hoping he'll run himself over on that Harley, maybe take out a few cheerleaders with him

Utah Female News Anchors
who styles these women??

and I'm done

amen

11 comments:

Sue said...

Utah Female News Anchors - SERIOUSLY. When we moved here, we kept watching the news and blinking. It's completely sexist and horrible, but I've been brainwashed into expecting that the men and women reading the news will be, er, not painful to look at. And Utah is full of gorgeous people, so I'm not sure what's going on there. Maybe they are just not - sexist and horrible? But there is no reason why they also have to be dressed badly.

Half A Christmas Displays - hey, what you trying to say Kalli, eh? ;>

kkrich said...

i concur.

AzĂșcar said...

I just want to know why the anchors only have 80s hair.

cori said...

amen to it all. and i took one of my mia maids home the other day, and said, holy cow, your living room is on fire!!! she said, no, that is my christmas tree. i could not believe the light show through the closed blinds... i mean we live in vegas... but COME ON.

Keli said...

Dude, that Burger King guy gives me nightmares!

And Sugar Daddy said he's going to get one of those family sticker thingys with a husband and 4 wives.

Classic Utah stereotype. Almost as bad as the newswomen. Although Debbie Worthen on channel 2 has come a long way. She looks much better.

Kalli Ko said...

nice Keli, nice

Sue, from what I saw at least your lines were straight and not randomly strung and hung without care

Shar-bear said...

I've gotten hooked on so many shows while my Hubby is on man-dates, it's not even funny. I mean, come on. Who actually watches Americas Most Smartest Model and My Super Sweet Sixteen anyway? Well, I do.

c jane said...

Now I know, I am just as perplexed as you are. Let us pray.

compulsive writer said...

Yes, yes, yes and YES! (and more)

Nanna said...

very well done kal. and i dont wanna copy my sis but "i concur"

v.mm.hawley said...

is the baby sticker wearing a tux? wha?