This is not okay. I repeat, not okay.I'm addicted to these two shows on the WE channel called "Platinum Weddings" and "Bridezillas". It is shocking to me, SHOCKING, the amount of women/brides who think it's okay for them to wear sleeveless and strapless dresses. Let me lay out the guidelines here (and this is simple really):
If you have "spillage" of any kind, whether it be flank fat, boobage, or arm chub, don't wear it!
It is that easy!!
you wouldn't catch me dead in a strapless dress for this very reason
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Sometimes I feel like we have the same brain. Sadly, I do not have the WE channel anymore. It's probably for the best. I was watching the Bridezilla marathons instead of .... well... doing anything else.
I think this rule should not apply to just wedding dresses either. Kari and I will be in wal-mart and I almost gag when I see a girl in daisy-Dukes that should not be in daisy-dukes. A few other rolls...rules: If you have more than three rolls you cannot wear the bellybutton shirts.
I guess you would never want to go to Florida. about 50% of the women walking around anywhere are wearing bikinis or hardly anything and about 99% of them are about to fall out of their clothes. Yikes!
Does that count for Caroline too?
chubby babies could be the only exception to the rule. It is pretty much the only time in your life when fat rolls are encouraged!
HAHAHA! I friggin Love you! I have noticed that sometimes the bigger they are the better they think they look in smaller amounts of clothes. sad, just sad.
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